Well this is days overdue. I’ve been calling this the DC Marathon because that’s much easier and an exact location, but the title is the official name. It was everywhere. Also, this post in true Mir-fashion is hasty and poorly written. It’s either post now, or wait another week and I’m impatient. Here’s a link to the photo album.
Miss Laurie picked me up at Union Station and we headed straight to the expo so we could stock up before they packed up. And stock up we did! Aside from the goody bag that included our shirt, number, and sponsor gifts, I bought a Garmin Forerunner 405 and Laurie bought a Spibelt. We caught Muscle Milk as they were breaking down their post and the literally handed us armfuls of bottles in assorted flavors. I’ve never had it but I know that Mal lives off it so if its gross, at least it has a home and won’t go to waste. Aside from our bounty, the expo left something to be desired. Not as many vendors as expected and there weren’t as many informative booths as I’m used to seeing at race expos.
We carb loaded in Georgetown with Jen, Hillary, and Amy then Jen drove us around as we searched for a whole wheat bagel at 9:30 pm. Note to self, this happened in Philly as well. BYOB – Bring Your Own Bagel. Victory was had at Dunkin Donuts and I think I confused the cashier when I asked her to slice it, don’t toast, no butter, no anything. She was certain I was wrong.
Surprisingly Laurie and I managed to be under the covers by 10:30 pm, but I certainly didn’t sleep well. WHen I finally did fall asleep, I woke up in the middle of the night repeatedly. 4:45 am arrived way too soon but we groggily hopped out of bed and gathered our things.
Our cab was late. Then we waited about 15 minutes for the metro. My eyes burned. EVERYONE got out at The Armory and the escalators were broken which caused a massive bottle neck and it probably look us longer to leave the metro station than our entire trip to get there. When we emerged from the underground, JM was playing on the stereo. Of course he was, because that is my life.
The start area was total chaos and the race was to begin about 5 minutes after we arrived (along with a few thousand other runners) and we still had to check our bag, go to the restroom, and stretch. Bag check was actually painless and efficient. The bathroom lines were long, but not out of control. At this point I think everyone understood “pee and flee”. While in line, Laurie realized she forgot her anvil and conveniently the woman in front of us had a baggie of about 15 pills. Laurie asked if she could have one. “I’d rather you didn’t.” Wicked! I understand if she had one, but she had enough for every mile!! Whatevs, Laurie ended up passing her and was fairly pain-free during and after the race.
We were able to wiggle our way into the parade of people heading to the start and managed to cross the line about 5 minutes after the gun went off. The race was a blur, so below are some highlights.
Miles 1-3
People people everywhere! Hazy morning past the monuments. A runner was taking pics during the race… Mile markers were hidden. I was so tired.
Miles 4-7
Um, this course isn’t flat. Crowd support was crazy, especially when the race started at 7 am. Starting to get tired and I still have about 20 miles to go, eeeek.
Mile 8
Someone was handing out beer.
Mile 9
My knee is beginning to really hurt. Every step resonated pain.
Mile 10
Beyond painful, I keep on trucking hoping to just run it out. I try to focus on everything else like when I’d take gels, music, the crowds, picking people off, everything. Boy, the sun is BRIGHT today.
Mile 11
I contemplate just finishing the half marathon since the pain is getting worse. I’m pretty sure I’m limping at this point. I start contemplating how I’ll tuck into the halters since we have different colored bibs.
Mile 13
What the hell, they’re separating us! Full marathoners have to go AROUND the stadium…there’s no slipping away from this. There are A LOT of people running the half, and not that many people running the full.
Mile 13.1
There’s a water station for the fulls which also looked like a graveyard. Race day was the first really nice day and many don’t look prepared. Plus, the first have was HILLY! Runners hung around the fluid station and stretched, walked, and weeped. Time to keep trucking.
Mile 15
Saw a woman with a sign that read “I’m chubby and lazy but YOU are awesome for running a marathon!”. Loved it!
Mile 16
ONLY TEN MORE MILES TO GO!! I’m really tired at this point. And it’s REALLY lonely out there. Barely any runners. 90% of the people at the start probably ran the half. Assholes.
Mile 17
I’m being passed by old ladies. I have no idea where we are but it’s near a major road and it smells like exhaust, also, there isn’t many people cheering along the road. There are quite a number of people in cars quite upset that they cannot drive down their planned route. There is still a lot of race left.
Mile 18
I saw a woman with a hot dog hat and two kids dressed up at ketchup and mustard.
Mile 19
WTF IS THIS BRIDGE?!?! I start to walk, F this. I was convinced that I didn’t have a kneecap or tendons any more. Serves me right for being stubborn. I walked with another wounded warrior. until the top of the bridge then I left him and soared to the fluid station. You know what I want right now? A bag of ice.
Mile 20
6.2 is still a long way to go. It’s still lonely but at least it’s a straight away so I can see other runners ahead.
Mile 20-23
This is a very boring course. I want to die with each step but at least this area is grassy. I hop off the course road and run in the grass since there’s less impact and it hurts just slightly less. I turned around at one point and saw that a few others followed my lead. Misery loves company. Springsteen’s “Born to Run” came on around then and I smiled through the pain. I wanted to scream and sing along, but I did not. That would waste energy. The 4:00 pace group passes me at this point. What? I honestly thought I was running much slower than that. I would be content with anything under 5 hours. Again, I wasn’t really “racing this” since I screwed up training, more like considering this as a long run for the NJ Marathon. Regardless, 26.2 is nothing to mess with whether it’s a training run or a goal race for a PR. 26.2 is a fucking bitch. I’ve walked a bit during this part. I don’t care, my legs were like lead.
Mile 24
This is the longest race ever and now we are running through the undesirable part of town. A woman next to me is crying and the cop manning the course yells at her like a drill sergeant. Not sure how it made her feel but his yelling sure made me pick up the pace. And there was a long gradual hill practically slapping us in the face. I start to cry a little. I’m just TIRED. This isn’t fun anymore. My knee aches. I’m done, I’m absolutely wiped out.
Mile 25
HOORAY!! Last Mile Party!! The volunteers working the fluid station knew what was up. Longest mile ever. And it was on a stretch of highway that was never-ending. I ran with a guy who had bloody nips. I tried to pick it up, but my legs simply did not want to go. It took every once of effort to lift them and propel forward.
Mile 26
The last .2 were uphill. Jerks. The finish line cheers were amazing and I was delirious. I cried a little at the end too, just an emotional run, I was spent, it was quite the mental race.
4:25:39, I’m actually surprised at that time, much better than I thought it would be!!
As soon as I stopped running I could feel my knee screaming at me. Coincidently I found Laurie at the finish and I told her I’d meet her at the end of the sectioned off area I was currently holed up in. I went immediately to the medical tent and got ice. I couldn’t speak properly and I’m pretty sure I may have been crying and drooling.
Ice packs in hand, I grabbed post race water, power ade, a banana, and the best motherfucking chocolate chip cookie i’ve ever eaten in my life. No joke, it was soft and massive and gooey and delicious. I had my arms full and couldn’t walk anymore so I stood in my space cape clutching my cookie looking for Laurie like a lost little girl. I just wanted to whimper and sit.
I found Hillary first (yay!) followed by Brit and Laurie. Brit and Hil didn’t run, they just came for moral support. We found some grass on and exchanged battle stories from during the race and Brit’s driving adventure from Baltimore.
While in the bag pickup area I ran into a girl from my gym, small world. We hobbled to the metro to make our way to brunch. The escalators were still not working and stairs are a bitch after 26.2.
Brunch was the second best part of the morning, the first being the cookie. I totally housed chocolate chip pancakes and home fries with no regrets. Went back to our hotel to nap and then rallied at the bars.
Aside from my knee I was feeling fine following the race. The next day I was minimally sore and wasn’t wiped out like I was after Philly. Though the marathon was a struggle, I didn’t hesitate to walk when I needed to, which probably helped with the lack of soreness. Next up, NJ Marathon on May 2nd. Time to make these next few weeks count!